*SYAIR SI PARA PARA: MUNIR - KELAS AGAMA

Sunday, March 6, 2011

MUNIR - KELAS AGAMA

di dalam kelas agama...

ustazah: sape tahu najis terbahagi kepada berapa?

siti mengangkat tangan...

ustazah: ok siti..ada berapa?

siti: tiga ustazah.

ustazah: ayu sebutkan tiga jenis najis tu.

ayu: Najis mukhaffafah, Najis mutawassitah dan Najis mughallazah.

ustazah: bagus ayu. boleh duduk. amin, tahu tak Najis mughallazah tu najis apa?

amin: najis berat ustazah...

ustazah: bagus..munir, bagi contoh satu najis yang berat...

munir: najis berat....err tahi gajah ustazah...

ustazah: ........................

moral: jangan jadi macam munir.

25 comments:

white rose said...: kakaka...

sape ustazahnye tuh ye?; March 6, 2011 at 8:17 AM
NasQ said...: Uztazah: siapa tau najis ringan pula, sila angkat tangan.

Murid: Saya uztazah, najis ringan ialah najis virus H1N1...; March 6, 2011 at 8:49 AM
A.s.t.i.n.a said...: whahaha Munirrr.. saya mau jd mcm Munir.. dia sgt lurus.. lebiulah Munir... hak hak skeee; March 6, 2011 at 9:14 AM
LiFe KaMi said...: hehe memang berat pun selamat dia tak ckap tahi king kong..:); March 6, 2011 at 11:13 AM
zati embong said...: amboi,berat betul 2 tahi gajah 2.; March 6, 2011 at 11:27 AM
KUREKURE COMEL said...: hahahaha....aduhhh...senak perut....
cian kat gajah kan....

nsib baik tak ckp taik badak sumbu..kihkihkih..; March 6, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Bunga said...: hahahah...gelak bunga bc entri ni..; March 6, 2011 at 12:40 PM
sugar2 kapas strawberry said...: hahaha..munir munir..rndu kisah munir..; March 6, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Ice Juliette said...: hahaha...
cumel je munir jwb cmtu...; March 6, 2011 at 1:01 PM
ch!natsu said...: munir keblurran seketika..
jgn mrh dia ye ustazah.. huhu~; March 6, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Adinda Amy Sensei said...: kalo tahi gajah berat....tahi semut ringan sesangatlaaa ek...hahaha; March 6, 2011 at 1:31 PM
ghost said...: memang orang macam Munir dah ramai yang ada..

mereka berfikir dengan straight logik akal bila bersoal jawab dalam soal hukum..; March 6, 2011 at 1:33 PM
♫::: m[e]n!t! s[e]nja :::♫ said...: mane munir tahu tahi gajah berat???
hehehe...; March 6, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Pia said...: "gajah mmg besar..cuba bayangkan najis dia kalau dia uk uk...tentulah berat kan..ish budak zmn cyber ni.."; March 6, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Unknown said...: huhuh...gjh tu berat xbrmkna semuaa berattt..huhuhuh...munirrr..munirrr-_-; March 6, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Faaein Himura said...: munir2.. tak perlah.. dari pemikiran budak kecik.. itulah jawapannya.. huhuhu...; March 6, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Faaein Himura said...: munir2.. tak perlah.. dari pemikiran budak kecik.. itulah jawapannya.. huhuhu...; March 6, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Unknown said...: munir ni wujud x? klu wujud mmg best dpt kwn dgn dia lawak giler! hahaha; March 6, 2011 at 5:37 PM
± said...: sama ada munir sorang yg lurus bendul atau dia sengaja nak buat lawak najis.. XD; March 6, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Nazsabrina Iman Zulfikar said...: Munir ni kelakar tul; March 7, 2011 at 1:35 AM
Yaya said...: dah lama xjumpa "munir" yang macam tu. kalo ada yaya pijak pijak dia. aahaha; March 7, 2011 at 8:42 AM
The Norah said...: hihihihihihihihihihi...sedang senyum....;p...eh,ada tag lagi eeeek....sukenyerrrrrrrrr...lol...ty dear....;D; March 7, 2011 at 9:10 AM
si para para said...: @white rose

ustazah fadzilah.hehe; March 7, 2011 at 1:14 PM
si para para said...: @Nasriq

haha boleh pulak najis h1n1..; March 7, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Cik SHiNJU said...: Miahahaha...hampeh :P; March 8, 2011 at 8:18 PM

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